A man feeding swans and ducks from a snowy river bank in Krakow

Ask me how deep the ocean is.
Shut up.

Don’t feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.

— (via suchvodka)
systemofadowny:

lamemom:

insanebows:

What


i live for this

If the people of tumblr were a bar of soap

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD