majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

  • Nicki: fuck them skinny bitches
  • Me: YAS! I ain't shit!

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

telapathetic:

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave