jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

Someday you’ll find the right person, and you’ll learn to have a lot more confidence in yourself. That’s what I think. So don’t settle for anything less. In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can only do with somebody else. It’s important to combine the two in just the right amount

— Haruki Murakami (via psych-facts)
themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash